theancienthawaiiansusedtosay:

My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”
Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard

theancienthawaiiansusedtosay:

My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”

Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard

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sarcastic-devil:

alisonhauntrix:

t-h-e-judge:

scar72:

sorcererlance:

benanderson89:

adelein:

flustered-darcy:

evilgenius101:

the most accurate post on tumblr

UUUUGGGGHHHHH

This

I think I’m doing this right…

dammit England, stop making us look bad D:

*goes back in time and convinces my mom to raise me in England*

this really makes me angry. My gf cries herself to sleep sometimes because college is too fucking expensive here in the states.

I’m 27 and I really want to go back to school and I can’t. It’s just too expensive for me to afford with the job I have. Here in the states, they don’t want you to succeed if you are poor. It’s easier to kick someone when they are down. I swear to God, I hate it here.

Bolding part of the above because it’s just oh so fucking true.

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Repost this anywhere

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awwww-cute:

She hasn’t changed much in 7 months

awwww-cute:

She hasn’t changed much in 7 months

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kateosaur:

eyareilrahc:

See this… this is how it’s done.

No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”
No “you don’t look chunky” at all.

Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets it.

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO HAVE A FAMILY LIKE THIS ON TELEVISION.

LIKE NO, FUCK YOUR CLASSIST BULLSHIT. THEY ARE POOR AND CHUBBY AND EAT LIKE POOR PEOPLE AND THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER UNCONDITIONALLY AND SEE EACH OTHER AS BEAUTIFUL NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

(Source: realitytvgifs, via pvtrichardsimmons)

transreyna:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that 

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frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

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lanadelgayest:

a girl at our school got dresscoded for wearing this shirt because it promotes bullying

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but a guy at our school was able to wear this shirt and our principal thought it was funny when he saw it

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lacigreen:

i need this

lacigreen:

i need this

maniacalnumerals:

Today during my shift I served a table of a few teenagers and they were pretty cool. Ordered their food, talked amongst theirselves, were polite, etc. nothing out of the ordinary. One of them told me I was the sweetest waitress they’ve ever had ;w;/// They were sweet and it wasn’t busy, so I let them know that they could stay and chill for a while, even though I took their ticket already. I ended up getting too busy to pay attention to what they were doing later because I had 3 other tables. Eventually I saw them leaving so I waved and told them to have a great evening. When I got around to cleaning off their table, I found this. Holy shit. I wish I could’ve thanked them because this is so cute and sweet and absolutely made my day _(:’3_)L I hope wonderful things happen to all three of those sweet human beings ;w;

maniacalnumerals:

Today during my shift I served a table of a few teenagers and they were pretty cool. Ordered their food, talked amongst theirselves, were polite, etc. nothing out of the ordinary. One of them told me I was the sweetest waitress they’ve ever had ;w;/// They were sweet and it wasn’t busy, so I let them know that they could stay and chill for a while, even though I took their ticket already. I ended up getting too busy to pay attention to what they were doing later because I had 3 other tables. Eventually I saw them leaving so I waved and told them to have a great evening. When I got around to cleaning off their table, I found this. Holy shit. I wish I could’ve thanked them because this is so cute and sweet and absolutely made my day _(:’3_)L I hope wonderful things happen to all three of those sweet human beings ;w;

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